Some People Can Be So Insensitive

Case in point, look at this email I got from my ex-friend Jack Kukoda:

Geoff,

My parents died in a pudding accident so I don't think that's funny. Maybe if you actually read my blog once in a while you would know that. jerk.

-Jack

http://www.mynameisjackandmyparentsdiedinapuddingaccident.blogspot.com

What, does he think he's the only one? Does he even know how much it hurts, every day to know your parents died in a pudding accident and just have people try to one-up your story all day?

A lot. It hurts a lot.

PS His isn't even REAL.