Epiblog

Just wanted to let everyone know that Jack and I made up and are friends again! Hopefully we can lean on each other as we get through our respective Pudding Trautmatic Stress Disorders.

Super thanks to ElephantLarry.BlogSpot.CoM for sending so many hits my way! Oh wait, that was me.

Some People Can Be So Insensitive

Case in point, look at this email I got from my ex-friend Jack Kukoda:

Geoff,

My parents died in a pudding accident so I don't think that's funny. Maybe if you actually read my blog once in a while you would know that. jerk.

-Jack

http://www.mynameisjackandmyparentsdiedinapuddingaccident.blogspot.com

What, does he think he's the only one? Does he even know how much it hurts, every day to know your parents died in a pudding accident and just have people try to one-up your story all day?

A lot. It hurts a lot.

PS His isn't even REAL.

My Friend Jack

I think there's only one person I like more than my friend Jack...nobody!

Haha, I bet I got you with that one! Be sure to comment, everyone!

Should Be Fun!

My first blog alone! Yay! I can't wait to get all my innermost feelings out there! Sure it's tough being the orphan of a pudding accident, but we all have to get started again at some point in our lives, am I right? Lol.

Back on the horse!

Kim Mathers, I'm Going To Kill You!

Lyrics of my new rap song:

Oh Kim Mathers,
What does it matter?
I'd like to kill you!
Doesn't that thrill you?
Then I'll stuff you in my trunk
Right there where I put that skunk
I run over
It's over
Between me and you
Now I'm gonna eat some stew!

Peace!